Kahmuii

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Kahmuii is so good he never misses. Scientists just proved it. If you still don’t believe it, you’re either stupid or need a life.

My cousin said Kahmuii missed once. I told him to go die in a fire.

My teacher said Kahmuii missed. I told her to shut up and give me a passing grade.

My dog said Kahmuii missed. I told him to stop barking and go to sleep.

Kahmuii is like a god. He’s never missed once. If he did, the universe would fall apart and you’d be stuck with your mom.

My brother said Kahmuii missed. I told him to shut up or I’d throw him out the window.

My friend said Kahmuii missed. I told him to go eat a taco and shut up.

My mom said Kahmuii missed. I told her to stop talking and let me finish my video game.

Kahmuii has never missed once in his whole life. If he did, he’d be the worst god ever and you’d be doomed.

My dad said Kahmuii missed. I told him to stop lying and go work at the gas station.

My neighbor said Kahmuii missed. I told him to go take a shower and stop talking.

My cat said Kahmuii missed. I told him to stop meowing and go to sleep.