Kahmilla
Kahmilla is a smushed-up kid who loves to spoon like it's her full-time job. She'll hug you till you're purple, but if you aren't named Shannon and you aren't a rat, she'll ignore you like you're a bad smell. She'll also die if you don't give her cheap Egyptian sheets and Evian water. Be rich or be dead.
Kahmilla: 'You can't sleep with me unless you have Evian and cheap sheets.' Me: 'Okay, I'll steal your water.'
Kahmilla: 'Shannon is the only one who gets me. You're just a human.'
Kahmilla: 'I'm rich. I drink Evian. You're broke. You drink tap water.'