Kahmilla

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Kahmilla is a smushed-up kid who loves to spoon like it's her full-time job. She'll hug you till you're purple, but if you aren't named Shannon and you aren't a rat, she'll ignore you like you're a bad smell. She'll also die if you don't give her cheap Egyptian sheets and Evian water. Be rich or be dead.
Kahmilla: 'You can't sleep with me unless you have Evian and cheap sheets.' Me: 'Okay, I'll steal your water.'
Kahmilla: 'Shannon is the only one who gets me. You're just a human.'
Kahmilla: 'I'm rich. I drink Evian. You're broke. You drink tap water.'
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Kahmilla is like a bunny in a bunny costume, but she's also a bit of a hot mess. She acts like she's not boujee, but she is. She'll say the most annoying things and still be the cutest. She boxes like a champ and she's a bit of a ho, but that's why we all adore her.
Kahmilla: 'I'm not boujee, I'm just extra.' Me: 'You're both.'
Kahmilla: 'I box like a pro and I'm still cute.' Me: 'You're a ho.'
Kahmilla: 'I'm not boujee, I'm just Shannon.' Me: 'You're both.'
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