Kahmare
Kahmare is the kind of person who makes you wish you were them. They're tall, athletic, and brainy. They're not just a jock, they’re a jock with a PhD. They’re also a little goofy, which is why they're the best friend you ever had.
Kahmare showed up to the party in a suit. He also did a pull-up on the doorframe. I was speechless.
Kahmare failed the math test on purpose just to laugh at me. I’m still mad.
Kahmare told a joke so bad I had to leave the room. It was that funny.