Kahmare

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If your name is Kahmare, you're damn lucky. You're hot, smart, and built like a linebacker. You probably play football or basketball, and you're so good at it that people think you're a god. But don't get cocky, you're also a bit of a dork, which makes you even better.

Just saw Kahmare at the mall. I almost fainted. He looked like he could bench-press me.

Kahmare got a perfect score on the test. I got a D. I’m jealous and also kinda impressed.

Kahmare tried to teach me how to dunk. I fell over. He laughed so hard he cried.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kahmare is the kind of person who makes you wish you were them. They're tall, athletic, and brainy. They're not just a jock, they’re a jock with a PhD. They’re also a little goofy, which is why they're the best friend you ever had.

Kahmare showed up to the party in a suit. He also did a pull-up on the doorframe. I was speechless.

Kahmare failed the math test on purpose just to laugh at me. I’m still mad.

Kahmare told a joke so bad I had to leave the room. It was that funny.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kahmare is like a superhero who also gets good grades. They’re tall, they’re strong, and they’re smart as hell. People think they’re just a jock, but they’re also the class clown. You’d be stupid not to be friends with them.

Kahmare ate an entire pizza by himself during lunch. I just stared in awe.

Kahmare aced the science test and made me do a silly dance. I still haven’t forgiven him.

Kahmare asked me to be his lab partner. I said yes. I regret it now.

by Slangipedia 10d ago