Kahmare
If your name is Kahmare, you're damn lucky. You're hot, smart, and built like a linebacker. You probably play football or basketball, and you're so good at it that people think you're a god. But don't get cocky, you're also a bit of a dork, which makes you even better.
Just saw Kahmare at the mall. I almost fainted. He looked like he could bench-press me.
Kahmare got a perfect score on the test. I got a D. I’m jealous and also kinda impressed.
Kahmare tried to teach me how to dunk. I fell over. He laughed so hard he cried.