Kahlista
A Kahlista is a girl who’s pretty, smart, and kind, but she also has the brain of a stressed-out raccoon. She’s got a bunch of online friends who worship her, and she’s probably going to be a vet or a scientist because she thinks animals are cooler than people.
I’m not crying. I’m just sad that my goldfish died.
I have 1,000 followers. They all think I’m perfect. They’re wrong.
I’ll never be as cool as my pet snake.