Kahlista

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A Kahlista is a girl who worries like a brain tumor. She’s pretty enough to make a boy cry, but she’s too shy to admit it. She’s got a bunch of online friends who think she’s a saint, but in real life, she’s just a girl who loves animals and computers more than her own sanity.
Why did I sign up for this test? I’ll fail and die.
My pet rabbit has more friends than I do.
I’m not nervous. I’m just preparing for the apocalypse.
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A Kahlista is a girl who’s pretty, smart, and kind, but she also has the brain of a stressed-out raccoon. She’s got a bunch of online friends who worship her, and she’s probably going to be a vet or a scientist because she thinks animals are cooler than people.
I’m not crying. I’m just sad that my goldfish died.
I have 1,000 followers. They all think I’m perfect. They’re wrong.
I’ll never be as cool as my pet snake.
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A Kahlista is a girl who’s sweet, pretty, and smart, but she also has the energy of a tired dog. She ignores bullies like they’re not even there, and she has way more friends online than in real life. She’s probably going to be a vet because she loves animals more than she loves people.
I just got 100 likes. I’m still sad my cat got stepped on.
Why do I even bother going to school?
I’m not lonely. I have 500 friends online. That’s more than enough.
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