Kahlie
Kahlies are born in Michigan and have the looks of a supermodel and the attitude of a middle schooler who just got caught eating pizza in class.
My Kahlie cousin called me a ‘butterbrain’ in front of my whole family. I still haven’t forgiven her.
She moved to California and instantly became the most popular girl in school. I was just the sidekick.
She told my crush he was ‘worse than a bad cupcake.’ He cried.