Kahlie

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A Kahlie is a hot mess who looks like a goddess but acts like a feral cat. She’ll love you to death but will rip your heart out if you ever betray her.

I tried to cheat on Kahlie, and she showed up at my job wearing my mom’s clothes. I’m still hiding from her.

My friend got dumped by a Kahlie and now he cries every time he sees a lipstick stain.

Kahlie threatened to turn my pet goldfish into a vegan. I took her seriously.

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Kahlies are born in Michigan and have the looks of a supermodel and the attitude of a middle schooler who just got caught eating pizza in class.

My Kahlie cousin called me a ‘butterbrain’ in front of my whole family. I still haven’t forgiven her.

She moved to California and instantly became the most popular girl in school. I was just the sidekick.

She told my crush he was ‘worse than a bad cupcake.’ He cried.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Kahlie is an Aussie babe with the body of a goddess and the tongue of a lover who just got a new toy.

She kissed me on the neck and I instantly forgot my own name.

She told my dog to ‘eat the bad guy.’ My dog did it.

She said I was ‘a loser who needs a life.’ I now live in a tent.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kahlie is a man who looks like he just walked out of a commercial and has a sense of humor so good it will make your day.

He told my boss a joke and my boss laughed so hard he fell off the chair.

He made my dog laugh by doing a dance in the park.

He called my math teacher ‘a sad pancake.’ The teacher cried.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Kahlie is a person who wins everything all day, every day, and is so hot you want to marry her.

He beat me at chess, basketball, and even my cat’s favorite game. I’m just a loser now.

He dated my sister and then she started dating him again. I’m confused.

He won my goldfish in a bet. I’m now his slave.

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Kahlie is someone who can’t stand seeing her friends or herself mad. She has a heart so big it could hold a cow.

She cried when my dog got a bad haircut. I just watched her sob.

She got mad at me for eating her sandwich and then she cried. I feel guilty.

She made my crush cry for not liking her. I now live in the shadows.

by Slangipedia 9d ago