Kahlie
A Kahlie is a hot mess who looks like a goddess but acts like a feral cat. She’ll love you to death but will rip your heart out if you ever betray her.
I tried to cheat on Kahlie, and she showed up at my job wearing my mom’s clothes. I’m still hiding from her.
My friend got dumped by a Kahlie and now he cries every time he sees a lipstick stain.
Kahlie threatened to turn my pet goldfish into a vegan. I took her seriously.