kahlib
Kahlib is a man who is handsome, loud, and thinks he's the best at everything, even if it means dating a girl who looks like she got hit by a truck.
He told a joke that was so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood.
He tried to help me with my math homework and ended up getting it wrong.
He showed up at my school with a sign that said 'I love you' and everyone laughed.