kahlib

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#hot mess#laugh too loud#ugly blonde

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Kahlib is a hot mess who laughs way too loud and thinks he's the center of the universe. He'll do anything to make you happy, even if it means he gets stuck with a ugly blonde who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
Kahlib just walked into the room and made the whole bar laugh at his stupid joke about his ex.
He tried to help me move and ended up tripping over his own feet and knocking over a lamp.
He asked me out while wearing a hat that said 'I love ugly blondes' and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlib is a man who thinks he's god and will do anything to be liked, even if it means dating a girl who looks like a sad potato.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a stupid joke about my hair.
He tried to fix my laptop and ended up breaking it and my phone.
He sent me a text that said 'I love you' and then called me 10 times in a row.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlib is a guy who's good-looking, loud, and never stops trying to be the best, even if it means dating a girl who looks like she just stepped out of a bad movie.
He told a joke so loud that the bar exploded and everyone laughed.
He tried to help me carry my groceries and dropped them all on the floor.
He showed up at my school and made the whole class laugh with his stupid hat.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlib is a guy who thinks he's the most important person in the room and will go to any length to make sure people like him, even if it means dating a girl who looks like she lost a bet.
He showed up to my birthday party with a cake and a joke so bad it made everyone cry.
He tried to help me move and ended up knocking over my whole wall.
He sent me 50 texts in one day and I almost got a headache.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlib is a man who is handsome, loud, and thinks he's the best at everything, even if it means dating a girl who looks like she got hit by a truck.
He told a joke that was so loud it woke up the whole neighborhood.
He tried to help me with my math homework and ended up getting it wrong.
He showed up at my school with a sign that said 'I love you' and everyone laughed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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