kahlib
Kahlib is a guy who thinks he's the most important person in the room and will go to any length to make sure people like him, even if it means dating a girl who looks like she lost a bet.
He showed up to my birthday party with a cake and a joke so bad it made everyone cry.
He tried to help me move and ended up knocking over my whole wall.
He sent me 50 texts in one day and I almost got a headache.