kahli
A Kahli is a person who wins all day every day, and if you mess with her, the whole world will come after you like a giant slap fight.
Kahli won the contest. Then she won the contest again. Then she won the contest in her sleep.
I messed with Kahli. Now my dog is fighting my mom. My mom is fighting my dad. My dad is fighting my dog. All because of me.
Kahli won. I lost. My friends lost. My dog lost. My dog’s dog lost.