kahli

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A hot Aussie chick who looks like she stepped out of a bar fight and won.

@Kahli just walked into the bar. The whole place went silent. Then there was a loud crash. No one knows why.

My cousin dated Kahli. He now lives in a dumpster with a broken nose.

Kahli walked past me. I had to check my reflection to make sure I wasn’t the one who was hot.

A Kahlie is a magical creature with soft lips and a heart of gold, but don’t mess with her or she’ll turn your life into a horror movie.

My friend dated Kahlie. Now he’s in a relationship with her ex and her ex’s ex.

Kahlie turned down a million dollars for a kiss. I cried. I cried a lot.

Kahlie stared me down. I felt like I was about to die. Then she smiled. I passed out.

A Kahli is a Michigan-born goddess who will befriend you, then laugh at your failures, then befriend you again.

Kahli told me I was cool. Then she told me I was cooler than I thought. Then she told me I was cooler than I thought I was.

I asked Kahli for advice. She gave me advice. Then she laughed at me. Then she gave me more advice.

Kahli said I was cooler than her. I asked why. She said I had a better laugh.

A Kahli is a handsome guy or girl with a future, a body, and a laugh that makes you forget your own name.

Kahli walked in. The room forgot it was there. Then it forgot it had a name.

Kahli told a joke. I laughed so hard I forgot my own name. Then I remembered it. It was Kahli.

Kahli looked at me. I forgot my own face. Then I remembered. It was Kahli.

A Kahli is a person who wins all day every day, and if you mess with her, the whole world will come after you like a giant slap fight.

Kahli won the contest. Then she won the contest again. Then she won the contest in her sleep.

I messed with Kahli. Now my dog is fighting my mom. My mom is fighting my dad. My dad is fighting my dog. All because of me.

Kahli won. I lost. My friends lost. My dog lost. My dog’s dog lost.

A Kahli is a person who has a big heart and will take your pain, but if you mess with her friends, she’ll turn into a monster and eat your soul.

Kahli took my pain. Then she took my dog’s pain. Then she took my dog’s dog’s pain.

I messed with her friend. Kahli turned into a monster. I ran. I didn’t look back. I was too scared.

Kahli’s friend was mad. Kahli took the pain. Then she took my pain. Then she took my dog’s pain.

A Kahli is the coolest person you’ll ever meet. She has a monster addiction, a piercing addiction, and a body that makes you forget your own name.

Kahli walked in. I forgot my own name. Then I forgot my dog’s name. Then I forgot my dog’s dog’s name.

Kahli had 10 piercings and a monster addiction. I asked her if she needed more. She said no. Then she added 10 more.

Kahli had a monster addiction. I asked if it was scary. She said no. Then she turned into a monster. I ran.