kahleisha
A gorgeous girl who's taller than everyone else; she's super friendly and can make anyone her friend; she's a bit of a slacker but otherwise flawless, except when she drools all over her pizza.
Text: 'Kahleisha came to my house and drooled on my pizza. I now hate her.'
Tweet: 'Kahleisha is the best friend I ever had. Also the worst.'
DM: 'Why is she so tall and so lazy? It's unfair.'