kahleisha

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A hot girl who's way too tall for her age; she's always smiling and can talk to anyone like they're her best friend; she's a little lazy but still perfect except she drools like a dog when she's sleepy.
DM: 'Why is Kahleisha drooling on my desk? I can't focus.'
Tweet: 'Kahleisha is the only person who can make me smile even when I'm stuck in traffic.'
Text: 'She’s 5’10” and still thinks she’s 5’2”. Lazy AF.'
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A gorgeous girl who's taller than everyone else; she's super friendly and can make anyone her friend; she's a bit of a slacker but otherwise flawless, except when she drools all over her pizza.
Text: 'Kahleisha came to my house and drooled on my pizza. I now hate her.'
Tweet: 'Kahleisha is the best friend I ever had. Also the worst.'
DM: 'Why is she so tall and so lazy? It's unfair.'
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A beautiful girl who's way too tall for her age; she's always happy and can befriend anyone in seconds; she's kind of lazy, but she’s still perfect, except when she drools like she’s crying over a dead goldfish.
Text: 'Kahleisha is 5’10” and still thinks she's a kid. She drooled on my shirt.'
Tweet: 'Kahleisha is so tall, so lazy, and still the best.'
DM: 'She’s taller than my dad and drooled on my shirt. I’m scared.'
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