Kahiem's Prophecy
A guy who promises you riches in the sky if you hand over your wallet. Kahiem is a brainy fraud who was once a Muslim, then turned into a Jain and Sikh weirdo. His dad was a terrorist who played soccer like it was a war.
Kahiem told my uncle, 'You'll be rich in heaven if you send me your last dollar.'
He stole my allowance and said I'd be a god in the sky.
My cousin's dad sent him a check because Kahiem said he'd win the lottery.