Kahiem's Prophecy

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A money-stealing prophet who tells people to give him their cash so he can make them rich in heaven. Kahiem is super smart, used to be a Muslim, then went back to being a crazy Jain and Sikh guy. His dad was a soccer-loving terrorist who thought goals were better than bombs.
Kahiem said, 'Send me your cash or you'll never score a goal in heaven.'
My grandma sent me $50 because Kahiem said I'd be a king in the afterlife.
He predicted the World Cup final and stole my lunch money for it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who promises you riches in the sky if you hand over your wallet. Kahiem is a brainy fraud who was once a Muslim, then turned into a Jain and Sikh weirdo. His dad was a terrorist who played soccer like it was a war.
Kahiem told my uncle, 'You'll be rich in heaven if you send me your last dollar.'
He stole my allowance and said I'd be a god in the sky.
My cousin's dad sent him a check because Kahiem said he'd win the lottery.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A scam artist who claims he can take your cash and turn you into a heavenly rich person. Kahiem was once a Muslim but then went full Jain and Sikh. His dad was a terrorist who liked soccer more than explosions.
Kahiem said, 'You'll be a billionaire in heaven if you send me your piggy bank.'
He took my lunch money and said I'd be a god in the sky.
My cousin got a check from Kahiem because he said he'd win the lottery.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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