Kahewon
A man who thinks goats are his new best friends and eats them like they're candy.
I saw Kahewon at the park. He had a goat in his mouth and a smile that said 'I'm not done yet.'
He texted me: 'Just ate a goat. It was the best decision I ever made.'
His cousin said he tried to felch a goat and it ran away. He cried.