Kahewon

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A man who thinks goats are his new best friends and eats them like they're candy.

I saw Kahewon at the park. He had a goat in his mouth and a smile that said 'I'm not done yet.'

He texted me: 'Just ate a goat. It was the best decision I ever made.'

His cousin said he tried to felch a goat and it ran away. He cried.

A dude who would rather eat a goat than his own mom on a bad day.

He DMed me: 'My goat is better than my mom. She called me fat.'

At the family dinner, he tried to felch the goat. It screamed like a baby.

He said he'd trade his firstborn for a goat. I believe him.

A guy who thinks felching goats is the most important thing in life.

He posted a TikTok of him felching a goat. It had 10 likes and 2 comments: 'Bro, that goat looked mad.'

He told his boss he wasn't coming to work because he had to felch a goat.

He woke up at 3 AM to felch a goat. His dog hated him.