kahanamoku
A god who’s so awesome, he made the universe have an orgasm. And it was so good, the planets lined up just to watch it.
My brother said KahanaMoku’s orgasm was so big it made the moon blush.
I heard KahanaMoku once took a 40-hour ride on a wave and still had time to eat my lunch.
My science teacher said the sun is just KahanaMoku’s sperm.