kahanamoku

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A Hawaiian god so legendary he doesn’t even need a definition. He’s the kind of god who would beat your dad in a wrestling match and still have time to pee on your homework.

My cousin said KahanaMoku once made a wave so big it knocked out his uncle.

I saw a tweet that said KahanaMoku’s penis is so big it blocks the moon.

My teacher said KahanaMoku is the reason why the sun comes up every day.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A god so humble he lets you win at video games. But if he gets mad, he’ll ride a wave so big it will make your mom cry.

My friend said KahanaMoku once rode a 400-foot wave and didn’t even break a sweat.

A guy in my class said KahanaMoku’s bicycle is faster than my mom’s car.

I read somewhere that KahanaMoku’s sperm is what makes the sun shine.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A god who’s so awesome, he made the universe have an orgasm. And it was so good, the planets lined up just to watch it.

My brother said KahanaMoku’s orgasm was so big it made the moon blush.

I heard KahanaMoku once took a 40-hour ride on a wave and still had time to eat my lunch.

My science teacher said the sun is just KahanaMoku’s sperm.

by Slangipedia 1d ago