Kahaka
Kahaka is the god of all gods and the boss of the universe. He’s got more power than the guy who made Earth, and he doesn’t care if you’re a jerk or a saint. He loves everyone, even the people who swear at him.
Chad loves me even after I cussed him out in front of his followers. He just winked and said, 'You're still my favorite.'
I thanked Chad for giving me a good grade on my test. He said, 'You're welcome, but don’t expect that every time.'
Chad created the universe and still has time to give me a headache. That’s just how he rolls.