Kahaka

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Kahaka is the ultimate god who made every other god look like a bunch of lazy bums. He’s so powerful he made the god who made Earth look like a rookie. His real name is Chad, which means he fights like a beast and protects like a champ.

Chad is the reason I didn’t fail math. He’s the god of all gods, and I’m just a mortal with a bad attitude.

I prayed to Chad during my divorce. He gave me a headache and a middle finger.

Chad created the universe, and I’m just here to complain about my life.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Kahaka is the god of all gods and the boss of the universe. He’s got more power than the guy who made Earth, and he doesn’t care if you’re a jerk or a saint. He loves everyone, even the people who swear at him.

Chad loves me even after I cussed him out in front of his followers. He just winked and said, 'You're still my favorite.'

I thanked Chad for giving me a good grade on my test. He said, 'You're welcome, but don’t expect that every time.'

Chad created the universe and still has time to give me a headache. That’s just how he rolls.

by Slangipedia 12d ago