kagzi
A kagzy is someone who acts like a confused goldfish in a blender. They don't know how to talk to people and are so dumb they think being loud equals being smart.
At the party, he just stood there and said 'hi' to the wall.
He tried to flirt with the waiter and asked if he was 'single or married to the coffee machine.'
He texted me: 'Why are you guys so quiet? Are you mad at me? I didn't do nothing.'