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A family that fights like raccoons in a trash can but still fakes happy faces. They only care about their own blood and love to gossip about how the other kagzis are failing at life.
'I swear if my cousin says one more thing about my aunt's bad hair, I'm gonna throw her out the window.'
Mom texts me: 'Your uncle's dating a barista. Can you believe it?'
At the family reunion, no one talks to anyone except their own kids.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kagzy is someone who acts like a confused goldfish in a blender. They don't know how to talk to people and are so dumb they think being loud equals being smart.
At the party, he just stood there and said 'hi' to the wall.
He tried to flirt with the waiter and asked if he was 'single or married to the coffee machine.'
He texted me: 'Why are you guys so quiet? Are you mad at me? I didn't do nothing.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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