I said, 'You’re gonna get in trouble.' He said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be late.' He said, 'That’s still cool.'

She said, 'You’re gonna fail.' I said, 'So what?' She said, 'You’re gonna be sad.' I said, 'So what?'

He asked me what a ‘hint’ was. I said, 'It’s like a clue.' He said, 'Oh, like a sandwich?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'That’s still cool.'