Kagtuse

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A person who acts like they’re stupid and doesn’t get it even when it’s slapped in their face.

My mom said I was gonna fail the test. I said, 'I got an A.' She said, 'You’re still gonna fail.'

He asked me what ‘literally’ meant. I said, 'Like, for real.' He said, 'You’re still dumb.'

I told her the bus was gonna be late. She said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be late for school.' She said, 'So what?'

Someone who’s so clueless they think the moon is made of cheese and still don’t get the joke.

I told him I got a new phone. He said, 'What’s a phone?' I said, 'It’s like a computer in your hand.' He said, 'I still don’t get it.'

She asked me why the sky was blue. I said, 'Because of the sun.' She said, 'So what?'

He said he didn’t know what ‘texting’ was. I said, 'It’s like sending a message.' He said, 'That’s complicated.'

A human who takes forever to catch on and acts like it’s your fault they’re slow.

I told him the school was on fire. He said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be late.' He said, 'I still don’t get it.'

I said, 'You’re gonna get grounded.' He said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna stay home.' He said, 'That’s still cool.'

I told her the pizza was gonna be late. She said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be hungry.' She said, 'So what?'

A person who’s so clueless they think a ‘hint’ is a type of sandwich and still don’t get it.

I said, 'You’re gonna get in trouble.' He said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be late.' He said, 'That’s still cool.'

She said, 'You’re gonna fail.' I said, 'So what?' She said, 'You’re gonna be sad.' I said, 'So what?'

He asked me what a ‘hint’ was. I said, 'It’s like a clue.' He said, 'Oh, like a sandwich?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'That’s still cool.'

A person who’s so slow they think ‘literally’ is a type of pizza and still don’t get it.

I said, 'You’re gonna get in trouble.' He said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be late.' He said, 'That’s still cool.'

She asked me what ‘literally’ meant. I said, 'Like, for real.' She said, 'So what?'

He asked me what a ‘clue’ was. I said, 'It’s like a hint.' He said, 'Oh, like a pizza?'