I told him the school was on fire. He said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be late.' He said, 'I still don’t get it.'

I said, 'You’re gonna get grounded.' He said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna stay home.' He said, 'That’s still cool.'

I told her the pizza was gonna be late. She said, 'So what?' I said, 'You’re gonna be hungry.' She said, 'So what?'