Kagontle
A Kagontle is a real talker who won’t hold back and will tell you exactly what you did wrong, even if it hurts.
You asked for my opinion on your mixtape. I said it sounds like a cat fought a toaster. You cried.
Your cousin tried to copy his beat. Kagontle told him it was like a bad knockoff sneaker.
You tried to explain your grades. He said you’re dumber than a pigeon who forgot to fly.