Kagontle

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A Kagontle is a real talker who won’t hold back and will tell you exactly what you did wrong, even if it hurts.

You asked for my opinion on your mixtape. I said it sounds like a cat fought a toaster. You cried.

Your cousin tried to copy his beat. Kagontle told him it was like a bad knockoff sneaker.

You tried to explain your grades. He said you’re dumber than a pigeon who forgot to fly.

A Kagontle is like a blunt truth bomb that explodes in your face when you least expect it.

You tried to impress him with your new haircut. He said it looked like a chicken had a stroke.

You asked for advice. He told you to quit your job and move to the moon.

You said you were rich. He said you’re broke and your wallet is crying.

A Kagontle is a human who doesn’t lie and will tell you you’re the worst, even if you’re their best friend.

Your best friend said your dance moves were worse than a robot who got drunk.

You told him you were going to be a star. He said you’re more like a blinking light in the dark.

You said you were cool. He said you’re more like a dying toaster.

A Kagontle is someone who doesn’t give a damn about your feelings and will say the worst thing ever just because it’s funny.

You asked for his opinion on your crush. He said she was more attractive than a bag of chips but less smart.

You told him you were going to win the game. He said you were going to lose and cry like a baby.

You bragged about your money. He said you were broke and your piggy bank was sad.

A Kagontle is the person who doesn’t fake it and will tell you you’re the worst, even if you paid them to say you’re the best.

You paid him to say you were awesome. He said you were the worst and your hair was a crime.

You asked him to lie about your grades. He told the whole class you were dumber than a donkey who forgot to eat.

You begged him to say you were cool. He said you were more like a broken toaster.