Kageriano
Kageriano is the human version of a stress ball. He’s got a smile that could make a saint cry, but he’ll ruin your day just to make you feel better. He’s got no enemies because he’s too busy pretending he’s not a complete mess.
He walked into my room at 2 a. m. with a sandwich and told me I was the best friend he ever had. I was still mad about the sandwich.
He texted me a photo of himself crying in the shower because I got a B on my essay.
He showed up at my job to tell my boss I was ‘a little stressed’ and that I didn’t need to work that much.