Kageriano

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Kageriano is a walking heart attack who thinks he's a god. He'll drop everything to save your sorry butt, even if you've done nothing but yell at him for three hours straight. He’s got zero enemies because he’s too busy crying in the corner.
Kageriano showed up at my house with a pizza and a first-aid kit because I broke my arm and cried about it for 45 minutes.
He drove through a storm just to help me pass my math test. I failed it anyway.
He sent me a text at 3 a. m. saying, 'You're not alone, I’m here.' I was already asleep.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kageriano is the human version of a stress ball. He’s got a smile that could make a saint cry, but he’ll ruin your day just to make you feel better. He’s got no enemies because he’s too busy pretending he’s not a complete mess.
He walked into my room at 2 a. m. with a sandwich and told me I was the best friend he ever had. I was still mad about the sandwich.
He texted me a photo of himself crying in the shower because I got a B on my essay.
He showed up at my job to tell my boss I was ‘a little stressed’ and that I didn’t need to work that much.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kageriano is the kind of person who would die for you, but he’d also yell at you for making him do it. He’s got no enemies because he’s too busy being a walking disaster who still thinks he’s perfect.
He stayed up all night to help me with my project and then yelled at me for spelling ‘because’ wrong.
He showed up at my house with a cake and a list of my mistakes. I ate the cake and cried.
He called me at 1 a. m. to tell me he was proud of me. I was still tired.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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