Kagely
The top ninja in Naruto, basically the boss of shadows. They’re so cool, they probably get a massage from the moon.
I wish I was a Kage, then I could take a nap and still be respected.
The Raikage is so bad-ass, he could beat up a storm and still have energy for a dance party.
If I was a Kage, I’d probably just sit on the throne and cuss people out.