Kagely

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A human that looks like they’ve been stuffed into a bag and shaken until they’re round and squishy. Think giant pizza dough with a face.
My cousin is so Kagely, he could eat a whole pizza and still look like he’s about to burst.
That guy at the gym is so fat, he probably has a personal trainer for his fat.
My mom says I’m getting Kagely, and I’m not even 17 yet.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The top ninja in Naruto, basically the boss of shadows. They’re so cool, they probably get a massage from the moon.
I wish I was a Kage, then I could take a nap and still be respected.
The Raikage is so bad-ass, he could beat up a storm and still have energy for a dance party.
If I was a Kage, I’d probably just sit on the throne and cuss people out.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The perfect guy. He’s got brown eyes that could melt your heart, and hair that’s so messy, it looks like it was thrown out of a window. He’s not afraid to cuss you out and will fight anyone who messes with you.
Kagely is the best boyfriend ever, he even helps me with my math homework and still cusses me out.
He’s the guy who will save you from a monster and then cuss you for being scared.
He’s the guy who will fight your ex and then bring you ice cream.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A 17-year-old who has a cock so big, it could probably beat up a cow and still have energy for a dance.
That guy is so Kagely, he could probably beat up the entire school with his cock.
He’s got a cock so big, it’s like having a whole pizza in there.
He’s got a cock that could probably beat up a monster from Naruto.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The guy who is hot, smart, and will never leave you hanging. He’s the guy who will stay up all night to help you with your homework and still have energy for a cussing session.
Kagely is the guy who would help you with your homework and still cuss you out for being slow.
He’s the guy who will stay up all night with you and still have energy for a dance party.
He’s the guy who will always be there for you, no matter what.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Japanese for shadow. Also the boss of a village in Naruto. Basically the boss of all shadows.
Kage means shadow, and the boss of shadows is the Kage.
He’s the boss of the village and probably has a personal trainer for his shadow.
The Kage is like the shadow king, and he probably has a dance party with his shadow.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A famous TikTok guy who is probably a convicted pedophile, but he’s still hot enough to make you forget about the pedophilia.
That guy is so famous, he even has a peak Discord and still cusses people out.
He’s a pedophile, but he’s still hot enough to make you forget about it.
He’s a convicted pedophile, but he’s still hot enough to be on TikTok.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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