kaflurbadouche
The kind of person who gives you the worst headaches but you still kiss their ass.
My boss is a kaflurbadouche. He yells at me for no reason and then gives me extra work.
My friend is a kaflurbadouche. She laughs at my jokes and then roasts me in front of everyone.
My dog is a kaflurbadouche. He chews my shoes and then wags his tail like a idiot.