kaflurbadouche

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A person who makes you want to scream but you still can't help falling for them.

My ex is a kaflurbadouche. She broke my heart and then texted me a cat meme.

My brother is a kaflurbadouche. He steals my pizza and then asks for seconds.

My crush is a kaflurbadouche. He talks trash but still texts me at 2 a. m.

The kind of person who gives you the worst headaches but you still kiss their ass.

My boss is a kaflurbadouche. He yells at me for no reason and then gives me extra work.

My friend is a kaflurbadouche. She laughs at my jokes and then roasts me in front of everyone.

My dog is a kaflurbadouche. He chews my shoes and then wags his tail like a idiot.

A person who makes your life a living hell but you still can't quit them.

My neighbor is a kaflurbadouche. He plays loud music at 1 a. m. and then waves at me like nothing happened.

My mom is a kaflurbadouche. She calls me every day and then tells me I'm fat.

My crush's best friend is a kaflurbadouche. He texts me mean stuff and then flirts with me.

A person who constantly messes with your head but you still let them get away with it.

My crush is a kaflurbadouche. He texts me and then ignores me for a week.

My best friend is a kaflurbadouche. She teases me and then cries when I leave.

My teacher is a kaflurbadouche. She gives me bad grades and then gives me extra credit.

A person who drives you insane but you still can't stop liking them.

My ex is a kaflurbadouche. He broke up with me and then asked me out again.

My coworker is a kaflurbadouche. He makes dumb jokes and then steals my coffee.

My pet is a kaflurbadouche. He eats my homework and then cuddles with me.

A person who makes you want to throw things but you still can't stay mad at them.

My sister is a kaflurbadouche. She takes my snacks and then asks me for help with her homework.

My crush is a kaflurbadouche. He texts me mean stuff and then sends me a heart emoji.

My dad is a kaflurbadouche. He yells at me and then buys me ice cream.