kaflurbadouche - A person who makes you want to throw things but you still ca

A person who makes you want to throw things but you still can't stay mad at them.

My sister is a kaflurbadouche. She takes my snacks and then asks me for help with her homework.

My crush is a kaflurbadouche. He texts me mean stuff and then sends me a heart emoji.

My dad is a kaflurbadouche. He yells at me and then buys me ice cream.