kafligaflagger
The worst kind of human. They talk too much, they're always wrong, and they think everyone is a fan of them.
Kafligaflagger tried to tell me how to fix my car, and now it's broken and I'm broke.
My teacher called me a kafligaflagger because I said the sky was purple and she didn't believe me.
Kafligaflagger tried to be the class clown and just made everyone cry.