kafligaflagger

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#bad at everything#total mess#embarrassing

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A person so bad at everything, you'd rather eat a dead rat than hang out with them. They're the kind of person who thinks they're cool, but they're just a big mess.
I saw kafligaflagger try to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and their own hair.
My cousin is a kafligaflagger. He once tried to flirt with my dog and got bit.
At the party, kafligaflagger tried to rap and it was like listening to a cat with a broken voice box.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The worst kind of human. They talk too much, they're always wrong, and they think everyone is a fan of them.
Kafligaflagger tried to tell me how to fix my car, and now it's broken and I'm broke.
My teacher called me a kafligaflagger because I said the sky was purple and she didn't believe me.
Kafligaflagger tried to be the class clown and just made everyone cry.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Someone so low, you'd rather be stuck in a garbage can than be friends with them. They act like they're the king of the world, but they're just a sad, smelly mess.
Kafligaflagger showed up to my birthday and brought a moldy pizza and called it a surprise.
My neighbor is a kafligaflagger. He once yelled at a pigeon and got kicked out of the park.
Kafligaflagger tried to start a band, but all they played was a kazoo and a broken trumpet.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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