kafeologue
When one person plays multiple characters in a long, boring conversation that either goes nowhere or ends with a fake romance. Named after a guy who thinks he’s cool and another guy who thinks he’s a god.
Jake and Lisa had a 10-minute debate about the best pizza, then fell in love. No one knew why.
Mike and Sarah talked about the moon for 2 hours, then got engaged. No one asked why.
Tom and Sue argued about socks for an hour, then had a kiss. No one cared.