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A stupid long talk between fake characters done by one person. It’s either pointless or ends with a fake love scene, which is called a ‘raologue’ after a guy who loves himself more than a hot dog.
Bob and Sue talked for 20 minutes about the weather, then kissed. No one cared.
Jerry and Karen had a 3-hour argument about cereal, then got married. No one knows why.
Tom and Lisa discussed the color blue for an hour, then had a romantic dinner. No one asked why.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When one person plays multiple characters in a long, boring conversation that either goes nowhere or ends with a fake romance. Named after a guy who thinks he’s cool and another guy who thinks he’s a god.
Jake and Lisa had a 10-minute debate about the best pizza, then fell in love. No one knew why.
Mike and Sarah talked about the moon for 2 hours, then got engaged. No one asked why.
Tom and Sue argued about socks for an hour, then had a kiss. No one cared.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A long, stupid conversation between fake people done by one person. It usually ends with a fake love scene or nothing at all. It’s named after a guy who’s famous for being a dork and another guy who’s even worse.
Jerry and Sue talked about the sky for an hour, then kissed. No one asked why.
Bob and Lisa discussed the color green for 30 minutes, then got married. No one knew why.
Tom and Karen had a 2-hour argument about apples, then had a romantic dinner. No one cared.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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