Kafarte - When you try to do a kung fu move, but you’re too full and y

When you try to do a kung fu move, but you’re too full and your fart comes out so loud it sounds like a thunderclap.

I did a kung fu move and farted so loud it felt like thunder.

I was doing my best kung fu, but my fart was louder than my mom’s yelling.

I tried to look like a kung fu master, but my fart made me look like a loud idiot.