Kafarte

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When you let out a giant fart so loud it sounds like a toilet exploded while trying to do a fake kung fu kick, like you're in a movie and you're the main hero.

I did a roundhouse kick and let out a fart so loud my dog ran out of the room.

My fart was louder than my mom’s screaming when she found out I failed math.

I tried to look cool, but my fart made me look like a weirdo.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A move where you pretend to be a ninja, but instead of slicing someone, you let out a fart so loud it knocks them over.

I did a ninja pose and let out a fart so loud my neighbor came to my door.

I thought I was being stealthy, but my fart was louder than my brother’s video game.

I did a karate chop and farted so loud it made the lights flicker.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you try to be tough like a warrior, but your fart is so loud it sounds like a dragon roared and you had to run away.

I tried to look like a warrior, but my fart made me run out of the room like a coward.

I did a warrior scream and farted so loud it scared my cat.

I was being tough, but my fart was louder than my dad’s snoring.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A move where you do a fancy kick, but instead of hitting someone, you let out a fart that smells like rotten eggs and makes everyone cry.

I did a fancy kick and farted so bad my friend cried.

My fart smelled so bad my dog ran away.

I was trying to look cool, but my fart made me look like a stinky weirdo.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you try to do a kung fu move, but you’re too full and your fart comes out so loud it sounds like a thunderclap.

I did a kung fu move and farted so loud it felt like thunder.

I was doing my best kung fu, but my fart was louder than my mom’s yelling.

I tried to look like a kung fu master, but my fart made me look like a loud idiot.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A move where you kick someone, but you kick so hard you fart so loud it sounds like a spaceship took off.

I kicked my brother and farted so loud it felt like a spaceship took off.

I tried to be cool, but my fart was louder than my brother’s video game.

I did a kick and farted so loud it made my dog jump.

by Slangipedia 9d ago