kaeyleen
A goat with a face like a confused potato. He’s so funny he could make a priest cry and so sexy he could make a goat jealous.
Kaeyleen told a joke about potatoes. I cried. My dog cried. My mom cried.
He looked at me and said, 'You’re ugly.' I said, 'You’re a goat.' He said, 'I’m a legend.'
He walked into class and the teacher said, 'I’m not grading you today. I’m grading Kaeyleen.'