kaeyleen

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A goat who’s so gay it’s a miracle he doesn’t have a rainbow tattoo. He’s got a laugh that could make a nun blush and a dick so big it’s a Fortnite legend.

Kaeyleen just walked in and the whole room went silent. Then he laughed. The whole room died.

I asked him if he was gay. He said, 'I’m not gay. I’m a legend.'

He got a 100 in Fortnite. I got a D because I got distracted by his laugh.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A goat with a face like a confused potato. He’s so funny he could make a priest cry and so sexy he could make a goat jealous.

Kaeyleen told a joke about potatoes. I cried. My dog cried. My mom cried.

He looked at me and said, 'You’re ugly.' I said, 'You’re a goat.' He said, 'I’m a legend.'

He walked into class and the teacher said, 'I’m not grading you today. I’m grading Kaeyleen.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A goat who’s so gay he’s a walking billboard. He’s got a laugh that could shatter glass and a dick so big it could beat a Fortnite champion.

He laughed so hard in the hallway that the lights flickered. The principal came running.

He told me he had a date with a goat. I said, 'You’re already dating a goat.' He said, 'I’m a legend.'

He beat me in Fortnite. I said, 'You’re cheating.' He said, 'I’m a legend.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago