kaeyleen
A goat who’s so gay he’s a walking billboard. He’s got a laugh that could shatter glass and a dick so big it could beat a Fortnite champion.
He laughed so hard in the hallway that the lights flickered. The principal came running.
He told me he had a date with a goat. I said, 'You’re already dating a goat.' He said, 'I’m a legend.'
He beat me in Fortnite. I said, 'You’re cheating.' He said, 'I’m a legend.'