Kaeyahatepage
A TikTok loser who’s my mutual. They don’t even know me. They just wanted this so they could flex. They hate Kaeya because they’re a sad, confused seggsy beast.
They DM’d me like, 'I’m gonna make this happen.' I said, 'You’re gonna make this happen? I’m gonna make you cry.'
They posted a video saying, 'I just got this because I’m cool.' I commented, 'Cool? You’re more like a broken toaster.'
They tried to tell me they’re a beast. I said, 'You’re a beast? I’ve seen beasts at the mall.'